[It should worry anyone that Lord I Love The Sound of My Own Voice is writing this, instead of, you know, proclaiming his trolling to everyone in the known universe.

It helps that it's... Not his voice right now.  :|]

If anyone needs me....

.....Y'know what? No one need me until this is over. Period.

Storytime, Barge!

Once there was an archangel who, after suffering from death-by-fire and holed up in a room for two days straight, received a request for some R&R time with one of his favorite people. Considering he's about to go insane laying in bed all day, he drops by to visit said person and lo and behold! That person's not there anymore. Hm, ( Read more... )